She can’t bite her tongue anymore…

Well… she didn’t make my top ten list; she was actually number twelve right behind Bea Arthur. Lindsay has “lashed out” and added her two cents to the debate. She has jumped on the Palin bashing publicity bandwagon that is so “in” with the Hollywood “Celebristocracy”.

Lohan says that “she can no longer bite her tongue” or her new wife’s “when it comes to Palin…” or the election. “I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the ‘lipstick on a pig’ comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president…”

There you have it… if Lindsay says he’s the best choice, he’s got my vote. She would know, after all she is twenty-two, she has been in rehab a few times, I think she still make movies, although, I cannot for the life of me remember a single movie she has been in… or maybe she is a singer? Who cares… she is one of the beautiful people that deserve our attention, admiration and loyalty. Not everyone can make the tabloids on a weekly basis. That sort of media coverage takes real talent… or a lot of booze.

Lindsay, we are all happy that you have found love in DJ Samantha Ronson, and we wish you the best, but shut up. You describe Gov. Palin as “a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?” Just because a politician doesn’t agree with your views on homosexuality, doesn’t make them a “Homophobe.” It’s incredibly amusing how the left hates to be labeled as “liberal,” or “elite,” or “unpatriotic,” but they have no problem labeling anyone that doesn’t agree with them.

And who are you to call Gov. Palin “media obsessed”? Are you afraid that you might lose your usual cover spot on the tabloids: “Oh, and… Hint Hint Pali Pal – Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity…”

Here is how I define media obsessed individuals: Individuals who perform and pretend for a living, who rely on the media to promote their very existence, individuals who will stop at nothing to get back in the spotlight when their starshine and luster has dulled.

Does that sound like anyone to you Ms. Lohan.

tjb